Yo mama Jokes

Yo mama Jokes

Yo mama's so hairy, when she went into the woods, Bigfoot took pictures of her!

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that says: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo momma's so fat when she jumps in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family".