Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Depends who's asking....


SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information. The chicken did not cross the
road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH - We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken
is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL - Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR - I agree with George.

HANS BLIX - We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS - Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

OPRAH - Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream
of crossing the road.

BILL GATES - eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but also will lay
eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and
internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN - Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road
move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON - What is your definition of "chicken"?

COLONEL SANDERS - Did I miss one?

HOMER SIMPSON - Mmmmmmmmm . . . c h i c k e n